In a couple of hours, President Bush will give his "State of the Union" address. Over the last two days, all media outlets have been telling us what the President will say. And, tomorrow they will tell us what he said.

I, however, will not listen to him and will get the essence of his address from Jon Stewart. The "Daily Show" will not cover the speech tonight, but will dedicate tonight's episode to Alan Greenspan, the departing Chairman of the Federal reserve Bank.